(10 Unique Ways to Get Your Crush to Notice You)
I hate having a crush who ignores me. Moreover, I hate stretching this crush for years! Nakakahiya mang aminin, believe me, I’ve been there and it’s exhausting. I tried to match his accessories, calling him on his home landline and hanging up when he answers, pretending to NOT like it when we were matched up for the marriage booth during intrams, surfing the net in the internet cafe where he plays (even if we have DSL at home), et cetera. Seriously, it eats a lot of energy and wit to do that. I had this intense crush on a guy in high school. I spent a whole year praying for him to take a second look at me. Eventually, I got tired. On the second year, he asked me out. *floats*
But of course that was a long time ago. We broke up parin and we moved on. And now that I know a lot of you can relate on my anecdotes, I’ve compiled 10 really unique ways to get your crush to notice you:
1. Bigyan mo sya ng larawan mong black and white. Dapat may hawak kang ipod sa larawang yun. Pag tinanong ka niya kung para saan yun, sabihin mong “It’s for your own good.”
2. I-recite mo ang Pambansang Awit ng pabaliktad.
3. Sabihing bading ang lahat ng miyembro ng Michael Learns to Rock at simulang awitin ang “…boy i missed your kisses, all the time but this is 25 minutes too late”.
4. Kumbinsihin syang ikaw ang unang niyayang gumanap bilang Hannah Montana.
5. Umiyak sa balikat nya, sabihing na gang rape ka….ng mga pusakal.
6. I-explain ang Law of Diminishing Marginal Returns sa text.
7. Tanungin sya if God exists at makipag-debate. Huminto lamang pag sya ay tumawag na ng pulis.
8. Imbitahin sya sa isang T’nalak-making workshop.
9. Tawagin syang DudePareBroTsong at sabihing, “pa-kiss naman o? no malice dude! with feelings ha?”
10. Maglaslas sa harapan nya. At wag magsalita. Ever.
If you can contribute more, please list them in the comment box! Let’s help each other out here! Hahaha!